Last night after my ablutions it felt as if I'd gotten en eyelash in my eye and as I'd found the perfect, most comfy position in bed I tried to "blink" it away as I really did not want to have to get up. It took me a while until it didn't hurt [as much] and I thought to myself that " ah, it'll sort itself out during the night".
And it did. The eyelash found its way out and left me with an eye infection...
It just so happens that we're off to church for a baptism today. He just had to make a way for everyone to notice my laziness and probably as a bit of punishment for me wanting to get married in church and never actually going to church.