Sunday 28 November 2010

Boots With the Fur

It's not just a line from Flo Rida's "Low", I also realised that it was the state of my legs.

It's not necessary to have a icelandic pony-ish wintercoat when you're a human and what if I got hit by a bus?! I can only imagine the conversation in the A&E:

Dr: Cut off those jeans! We've got to stem the blood flow!
Nurse: She's crashing!!
Dr: Give me the paddles! Charging....
Nurse: Oh My God!
Dr: Oh Dear! Forget about the paddles - hand me that razor...

Yup, it could be embarrassing, especially since my bra and panties
seldom match
either.

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