Yup, the day of all days when I look worse than worst. Hair a mess, sleepy eyes and probably some smudged make-up that I didn't wash off properly last night, teeth not yet cleaned as only just had breakfast. No bra, massive boobs, in sleep/lounge-wear that is as far away from public viewing as possible. Did I mention that I am feeling a bit chilly and not wearing a bra?
And there is someone at the door!
I am embarrassed to say that I panicked and tried to "hide"*. I thought it was just some religious door-knocker pestering me but a glimpse out of the window told me it was a delivery man. Who just would not go away... and I realised he'd probably already seen that I was in the office as it has a massive window to the front of the house. Clever I am not.
I had to open the door.
Shamefaced I managed to grab a cardigan to try and cover up as much as possible but God knows what he must have been thinking.
Ems' New Rules for Maternity Leave: Don't just get up and slouch in your own house for hours on end. Have a shower. Pull a brush through you hair, get dressed in decent clothes. Brush your teeth after breakfast. Wear a bra for F's sake!
*What on earth made me think I could "hide" with a massive bump in a room he could see in to? I might as well have tried to hide behind a lamppost. I'm such an idiot!
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