I'm so proud!

This is my future child!*

Woman: Honey, how about McDonald's? You want some chicken nuggets?
Toddler in a stroller: I'd rather die.

-- Overheard at JFK Airport

*Although I won't offer my [future] children food from McDonald's. Unless it's ice-cream, but that's about it. Max is a completely different ballgame though. yeah, I'd let them have a "Max" once a year or so...