There's always a silverlining...

I stepped in dog poo on my way home from work. How much do I hate dog-owners who don't poop-a-scoop after their dogs?!

Let me tell you: L O A D S! Enough to want to force feed them what they leave behind. That's how much I hate them.

Luckily it must have been a little dog and not an elephant or I would have been up to my neck in shit.