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In the past few days the news have been full of that creep Pete Doherty and how he has, for the umpteenth time, been arrested with drugs and in the area of London he had been told to stay away from for a month. This is apparently something that is considered important enough to be put ahead of the more important things going on in the world. But we're supposed to care about what Pete Doherty gets up to rather than finding out whether or not they're able to rescue/find the trapped miners in Utah. Pete Doherty is news worthy in the sense that the poor thing is in trouble as it's a hard life shooting up to the extent where you don't have time to have a shower or have any regards for personal hygiene. Apparently they want us to feel sorry for Pete Doherty

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