Pain

Just got back from the dentist's office. It hurts.

Those who know me know that there are some things I don't like such as worms, pigeons, backhair, needles (the ones the doctors give you) and dentists.

Dentists, all perfectly nice in private - at least the 2 I know privately - but I have a theory that they transform the minute they step into that dungeon of torture from respectable citizens to something that could get the most solid marble-statue to confess to various horrible things...

Nasty. Nasty.

And to top it all off; You have to pay them to do these hings to you! And it costs alot! Which brings me to a totally different question; what the hell am I paying tax for? To put someone else's snotty kids through kindergarten? Briiiilliant!

Anyway, it hurt so much that I actually agreed to try a local anesthetic! I've had it once before, when I was a kid (about 22 years ago) and they had to pull a tooth out. The needle was huge!! And since then I've done everything to stay away from dentist's needles. I have squeezed nurses hands to a pulp, I have wiggled my toes and quietly cursed every single one of them to suffer immense pain for at least a week. But it was all in vain this time, I had to get some painrelief.

I all fairness, it wasn't that bad to get the injection and they said I looked very peacefull and not afraid at all. I put it down to Yoga. Breathe in, breathe out and picture yourself in a very relaxing situation/place = Samoa, Samoa Samoa Samoa Samoa Samoa Samooooooaaaaaaaaa!

Food? Dont think so. I'll try to make mom feel sorry for me so she can make me waffles tonight. Waffles waffles waffles waffles waffles waffles... Ahhhhhh! I'll chew on the other side!