The Magic Wand

I forgot to mention the totally inappropriate joke I cracked at the dentist's earlier today. It was about the machine that "delivered" the anesthetics. The dentist and the nurse both laughed though but it could ahve gone horribly wrong:

Dentist: You don't have to worry. This is something new and it's almost painless. it'll take a while but it won't hurt. All you need to do is open your mouth. They don't call it the Magic Wand for nothing..
Me (surly): That's what Boyfriend calls it as well but I still refuse to put it in my mouth... eh
Me (thinking):.......fuuuuuuuuck!