As Berlusconi* declared that rapes will never cease as women are simply too beautiful,** I think I have found the perfect accessory for all women. Just pop it in the bag when going out and it can double up as a new kind of pet although I'd save the rabid ones for the rapists.
* At this I did not laugh - he is such a cock.
**And just how did you meet Mrs Berlusconi? Was her "no" not loud enough?
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