Thoughts at work...

Background: 5th floor, open planed office. Little islands of 6 desks plotted around the whole floor. "My" team has 3 such islands... I'm by the window...

"I wonder what the bells at the cathedral are ringing for - been going on for at least 20 minutes now. Perhaps they've started a bell ringing club or something. God, how English... What's T & L laughing about? What's T doing? Shaking his head and blowing raspberries at the same time?! I don't get it... Hmmm K seem a bit wound up. If I get a call now I'm going to have to put my finger in my ear to hear the customer - he can be such a cock. Has some funny stories though. Gotta talk to S about the book she's reading. Looks like a good one. Oh. My. God!! What is C wearing?? My oh my, that is a very very low cut top... especially with a pair like hers... If I'd worn that top I'd been bare all the way down to the top of my jeans - and these jeans are quite low!! That reminds me - gotta buy a new pair. I've worn these to shreds. Awww, I like my jeans! Maybe I can keep them anyway. ...

Do I show the equivalent amount of mine? hmmm - better have a look at my green top when I get home. I wonder if Boyfriend will remember to buy some light bulbs. Probably not. That reminds me - need to pop into Boots and buy some moisturiser. I really like that tinted one... I'm so pale. If I didn't know that Boyfriend would kill me I'd go to the sunbeds. he'll have to help me with some fake tan before the wedding. Did we actually book the hotel and the ..."

Oh dear. Oh no! please don't bend down. No No NOOOO!! ...Oh phew, thought something was going to pop out for a peek. Jeez, she had me worried for a while. Ooops, gotta look away. A bit rude looking at someone's breasts, whether they're on display or not... What? What does T want now? I'd better go and see...Holy crap! I'm not even looking in that direction and I can still see a bit of nipple showing. Cover up woman! Cover up!!

...T said I looked a bit scared and why wouldn't I be? Thank God for nipples!! If it hadn't been for the fact that the fabric seems to snag on the nipples, we would have been treated (exposed) to things that ought to come with a warning. Hey I'm a Swede. I can deal with nudity but there's a time and place. Besides, now I know what a motorboat is... Well, whadd'ya know - you learn something new every single day! Oh, I really want a Mars bar..."