Guess who...

• had all day off from work?
• had to be "forced" to go and get a haircut?
• did not attempt tidy up in the kitchen?
• had all day off from work?
  
• didn't buy more loo-tissue?
• brought out all his musical equip (+wires) and did not put it back?
  
• had all day off from work?
• knew he was going out tonight?
• had the nerve to ask me to iron his shirt less than 30 minutes before having to leave?

I'm such a push-over because I fucking well did it!!!

Sometimes I despise myself...