Realised that my new top showed off way more than I am comfortable showing. Struggled with "body-tape" aka tit-tape. Swore and stomped when it didn't stick where I wanted it to. Boyfriend hid under the dining table during my temper tantrum. After a while he re-emerged to help me. And whadd'ya know! He sorted it out while proclaiming that he no longer dreamt of coming back as tit-tape in his next life as I had discarded half a packet within 3 minutes.
Got to our friend's house. had "fizzy brown drink" as I felt a bit off and therefore only "drank" 1/2 glass of white wine, which was really horrible. AG drove us to the Green Room where I had to concentrate on not fainting. Not so much fun. Moved on to the Forum. Had water. And another "brown fizzy drink". Met L & S from work - lovely people.
Stupid DJ who played really crap music got us to cheer at the wrong time. Clock struck 12 (properly). We kissed. Lots of people around. I felt sick. Started sulking. AG drove me home. Was back in my bed by 00.36. Boyfriend stumbled in at around 3 cursing the taxi-driver who had taken the long route to make more money. Boyfriend started his well-known, feared and hated beer-snore.
And that, good folks; was how I welcomed the New Year.
Whoopedi-fuggin'-do!!
2008 better get better than that!
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