Dreams of Silver and Snow

There's no snow in this ***** country and it's not even below freezing but still it feels as if I should be able to skate down the River. However, I don't think the ducks and the goose (there's only one goose) would be too happy as I'd create an almighty splash. But if there had been ice on the river - and thick enough - I'm sure I would have looked something like this:



... or not.