After getting back from our grocery shopping I got annoyed with the way Boyfriend had shoved one bag in the boot of the car and this is the conversation that lead to Boyfriend being in serious trouble...
Me: Aww! Now you've made the bananas all mushy. The fuggin golfbag takes up the whole boot.
B/f: Shut it, Ems. I'm tired of your complaining. One of these days I'll slap you.
Me: Do you think I'll quietly stand by and just let you slap me?! I'll kick the crap out off you!
B/f: I think the court would rule in my favour after they hear about your mood swings.
Me: Oh, I'll dupe the judge -I'll pout with my lower lip and tell him how you've abused me despite me giving up everything and moving over: "He beat me up and I had bruises all over and I don't bruise easily and not to mention how he leaves me all alone in the flat with nothing to eat...".
B/f: They'd see that you are everything but malnourished!
Me: *ice-cold silence*
B/f: What?
Me: You're saying I'm fat!
B/f: Nooo. I didn't... I mean that you're not... Oh shit!
Me: Mmmm - that's what you're up to your waist in....
We love each other! Really!
1 comment:
Wow... I wish I was in such a loving relationship :-)
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