Boyfriend, the big game hunter!

I was sat by the computer when something big flew by and at first I thought I was imagining it as it made no sound (as flies of that size do buzz) so I didn't react. The second time it flew by I jumped up and chased it into the bathroom so Boyfriend could kill it rather than me having to do it as, frankly, I couldn't be arsed. He agreed to do so as he likes the idea of him protecting me in return for the fact that I saved his butt when we were attacked by wild dogs in Samoa - I beat 2 of them off with a really cute umbrella, which sadly broke. Sometimes I wish I hadn't as it was a really pretty brolly and Boyfriend can be quite annoying at times!**

Anyway, after Boyfriend had finished his shower I started hearing some "getting ready to kill" sounds and he called "Hey, Ems! Come look at this!" So I opened the bathroom door only to be met by the sight of my naked Boyfriend jumping about while flinging his towel over his head. Exactly what he wanted me to come and have a look at, that I'm not sure but I was yet once again struck by how ridiculous boys look naked. Evolution, ha! I slammed the door shut to get stop the fly getting away and to make sure Boyfriend didn't see me laugh.

Finally, I heard a big "YEAH!" and a "No one fugs with *Boyfriend's surname*!" So I assumed that the fly had met his master and Boyfriend readily came out to tell me how the hunt went down;

"The little fugger almost had me and it hid under the wash basin and I couldn't get at it so I had to chase it out with some toilet tissue and when it came at me I swatted it with my towel! Brilliant, huh?!"

I'm so proud!!



**And before you go all sweet on the dogs: they would have bit us pretty bad, it's probably the only negative one could find about that country; the wild dogs. And I love dogs so I felt really guilty for ages but I had to do it or Boyfriend would never allow me to get a dog as he is afraid of dogs. So you see, I had no choice! And getting bit by dogs isn't what it's cracked up to be...