Chain of thoughts...

Boyfriend and I watched Death Proof last week (fan-bloody-tastic!) and anyway, there's this lap dance scene in it with an awesome song. Yesterday I "found" it on youtube and even better, the lap dance scene is on there too..

I'm not really familiar with lap dancing but it's clearly more than the bump and grinding on someone's lap that you usually see in movies. The girl dancing seemed to be doing a good job as I noticed Boyfriend couldn't divert his eyes from the screen but then again, nor could I as I was busy taking mental notes...

It could be fun doing it but I fear/know I'd be too conscious about it and would probably have to stop either from laughing too hard or being too embarrassed and end up hiding under the bed. + If Boyfriend were to laugh then I'd have to kill him out of sheer embarrassment or dump him and take refuge in the same cave as Bin Laden. He's been on the run for quite some time, he ought to appreciate a bit of lap dancing. Oh wait, probably not.

Reasons for Bin Laden not liking my lap dance: 1) I'm an infidel 2) I'm an infidel and 3) being an infidel who gives him a lap dance would make me a horrible infidel slut and he'd probably kill me for doing more than just bat my lashes through the eye-hole of my burqa.

I think I'll stick with dancing for Boyfriend, after all, he can't laugh all that much, can he? Besides, if he laughs I'll make sure he'll suffer for a very long time...

Seriously folks, I really don't know how my mind works today. I'm sure it's not normal to think of lap dancing and Bin Laden in one day. I wonder what Freud would have made of that...