Boyfriend: Oh my f***ing God! No! No! Wait a minu...
Riiiitch!
Boyfriend: Aaaargh!
Me: stop it! the neighbours will hear you!
Boyfriend: No! Please don't! No more! I can't take anym....
Riiitch!
Boyfriend: Aaargh! That's the worst one so far! OH My GOD!
Me: Pussy...
If you times that little bit of conversation by 10 and up the volume by quite a bit, then you've got the exchange of words between Boyfriend and I during the time I waxed his toes.
And before you say anything: Picture a foot in a sandal and attached to the toes of that foot are looong braids made from toe-hair... and you'll have Boyfriend pre-today! And if I've got to shave/wax my legs and other stuff, then the least he can do is to sort out his toe-hair!
I enjoyed it!
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