Oooh! I am back! I've found my Bree/Monica persona again!
I've just washed the windows
(it's been too sunny and have had 1 million excuses not to)
and
Oh my friggin' God am I good or what?
Not the tiniest bit of streak and it was quick too! Sparkling clean!
If windows could talk they'd "bling bling" all day long.
Or until the jerk-off upstairs decides to dump
dirty water on his balcony again...
Disclaimer;
I don't do weed or any other high-inducing substances -not even chocolate!
Just making sure you know that,
especially if you're my parents!
And if you are indeed my parents; then ask Sister what she's been up to...
...or so I've heard -and if that is just a vile
rumour, then I apologise for mentioning it...
I've just washed the windows
(it's been too sunny and have had 1 million excuses not to)
and
Oh my friggin' God am I good or what?
Not the tiniest bit of streak and it was quick too! Sparkling clean!
If windows could talk they'd "bling bling" all day long.
Or until the jerk-off upstairs decides to dump
dirty water on his balcony again...
Disclaimer;
I don't do weed or any other high-inducing substances -not even chocolate!
Just making sure you know that,
especially if you're my parents!
And if you are indeed my parents; then ask Sister what she's been up to...
...or so I've heard -and if that is just a vile
rumour, then I apologise for mentioning it...
2 comments:
YOU DON'T DO CHOCOLATE???
Girl. What's wrong with you??
;)
Chocolate = brekkie, lunch and dinner! But that made me gain loads of weight so am trying to de-chocolate myself until I can do it in moderate servings. I am a chocoholic you see...
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